![]() ![]() Pinky: So, you really think you could write a better book by Friday?īoJack: Damn right I can, so you can throw this turd of a book in the garbage and then light the garbage on fire. It's pathetic! I'm sorry no one wanted to date you in high school, Diane, but I don't see why I have to suffer just because you were never especially pretty or interesting.īoJack: You really let me down. I'm just sick of nerd-girls like you beating up on stars like me. Why don't I write a book about how you married Mr.Peanutbutter because he's too dumb to see how much better you think you are?īoJack: I'm not upset. I spent as much time with you as you did with me. ![]() I go to coffee shops with my laptop and my notebook and my dumb glasses that I have to wear, because I'm so important I need to see clearly."ĭiane: Well, I wish you the best of luck.īoJack: You know what your problem is? You think you're so much smarter than everybody. Better stories, better told, by me straight from the horse's mouth.ĭiane: You're gonna write a whole book in five days? When's the last time you even read a book? The Firm, by John Grisham?īoJack: Do you think what you do is so-o-o ha-a-rd? " I'm a writer. Pinky: Listen, we all agree Diane broke the contract by leaking the first two chapters, but the response has been amazing! People want to read more, and we have to get this to the printers by the end of the week, because that's when the repo men are coming to take away our printers.īoJack: The end of the week? No! Okay, what if I told you that I could have a new book for you by then?īoJack: Yeah, a better one. BoJack, when people find out that someone like you, who seems larger than life, is actually just as wounded and vulnerable as they are, it makes them feel less lonely.īoJack: Ugh, no! Maybe that's what flawed, sad fatties want from other celebrities, but for BoJack Horseman, they want a heroic horse-stud who is awesome and who can save them from their flawed, sad, fatty lives.īoJack: Actually, you know what? Now that I think about it, I think that you're so wrong!! Why do you love Secretariat?ĭiane: No, because he was flawed. I had sprinkles all over my sweater.ĭiane: See? People respond to the flawed portrait I painted of you. Pinky Penguin: " World's 3th best dad" (laughing) I did that once. When she asked where the pastries had gone, BoJack claimed he had no idea, spraying her with bits of buttery crust?" īoJack: Okay, how about this one? "BoJack swallowed a dozen pastries in the time it took the caterer to unwrap a fruit tray. These are the quotes from Downer Ending, which is the 11 th episode of Season 1 and overall of BoJack Horseman. ![]()
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